Love, Intimacy, Sex, Embarrassing and Awkward: First time?

First time?

By kelscait - 01/07/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, I had my first kiss with this guy that I really liked. We started making out and he stopped and had this bizarre look on his face. I thought he was liking it, so I said, "You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" He replied with, "I'll pass, you have really bad breath". FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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lazychilo 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:55

that was your first kiss and you already wanna have sex?

jewelzgalore 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 9:57

"You're a good kisser, you wanna go to the bedroom?" That's a horrible line! YDI just for that.

Comments

saxiigirlie 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:24

You dumb ****. Why the hell would you kiss someone w/o having a frikkin mint/gum first?! Sick......

Rosa16_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 8:54

You wanted to have sex right after your first kiss? You need to gain some self-respect, and a better body image......a few mints wouldn't hurt either.

lurve_hate 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 22:29

two things: 1. you're a **** for wanting sex right after the first kiss. 2. First kiss: lots of mints.

BlackScorpionAng 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:57

This insult is far worse than any of you seem to realize. Let me spell it out for you real quick. He kissed her and her breath is horrible...now she wants to kick up the action a bit in the bedroom which could mean her panties are going to come off. He thinks, "If her breath smells like ass, WTF does her ass smell like? OMG I need to go home before I start vomiting." Ok OP, FYL.... now go brush your tooth... and floss it...and take a bath while you're in there!

Bostonbro15 1

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:46

lol **** ur life. start carrying gum with you.

FYLbiatchh 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:18

that sucksss see the consequences that take place when you don't brush your teeth? FYL

brumfielddd5 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 18:34

a) you just had your first kiss and b) you're not even dating the guy and you're offering sex? are you serious? way to respect yourself...not.

saa994 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 11:47

she had her first kiss with that particular guy. it wasn't her first kiss in general... read more carefully.

xFenix81x 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:14

Brush your damn teeth!

natergater 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:13

u shoulda brushed...that woud suck for the guy!

vanillabeannnn 0

Friday 7 August 2009 11:12

Just a suggestion, If this guy is like.... any other human being in the world, bad breath... isn't a reason to turn down getting laid. He... must not be into you. Maybe instead of worrying about your breath, worry about how easy you must now seem to that guy.