Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
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Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
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billybob12345 0
Ya, and so is gasoline for future reference. To bad you didn't die. Would have proved Darwin right.
greenman_fml 0
i guess you learnt that you can get bernt pretty easily if you dernt have a brain
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Comments (86)
doorbellgirl 0
I vote YDI just cuz you said learnt instead of learned you have no Idea how much that bugs me
shadowPlayer 6
One would think that at least some of these people would be smart enough to know that some things are spelled differently in different areas. But no, like typical morons they plough ahead assuming that because they think it's right, it must be right. I bet they spell it S M R T too
iluvjk13 0
@4 , hahahaha.
CMSmithhh 0
Someone had too much time on their hands.
mikey_babi 0
Eugh, I did that before, accidently set my hand on fire while lighting candles. Burned. Burned bad.
DynamicDave 11
You spelled "I'm an idiot" wrong.
Nathan96_fml 0
the nail polish ****** you!:)
Nathan96_fml 0
**** you!!! it's the 20first century bitch!
MrHankey0123 0
whats with the stupid new moderating system
ceno 0
its learned