Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
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Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
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billybob12345 0
Ya, and so is gasoline for future reference. To bad you didn't die. Would have proved Darwin right.
greenman_fml 0
i guess you learnt that you can get bernt pretty easily if you dernt have a brain
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Comments (86)
Vane_fml 0
Couldn't you tell from the smell?
billybob12345 0
Ya, and so is gasoline for future reference. To bad you didn't die. Would have proved Darwin right.
iChel413 6
Lol this made me laugh!
irish_girl_101 0
so there are more problems than just "learnt." there are a lotta gramatical errors, however, who gives a ****? this is a website to complain and everyone makes gramatical errors on it so everyone just shut ur traps and enjoy the ******* website!!!!! ******' aye!
NekuSakuraba 0
OUCH...I hope your ok!
ritalinboy 1
its alcohol...
savetherainfores_fml 0
Sucks
meh443 0
what?? wait so your fingers caught on fire? ugh i hate vague fmls
fmlnick 0
LOL fail
clopez2 0
awee i feel your pain. I'd probably do that even if i knew it was flammable :)
Artis_fml 0
Uzjauciu, gaila nepasiseke ;)