Today, I learned that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML
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Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
Today, while lighting a cigarette, I learned the hard way that the amount of styling mousse I used to get my curly hair to become manageable, is the roughly same amount that causes it to become highly flammable. FML
Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
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billybob12345 0
Ya, and so is gasoline for future reference. To bad you didn't die. Would have proved Darwin right.
greenman_fml 0
i guess you learnt that you can get bernt pretty easily if you dernt have a brain
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greenman_fml 0
i guess you learnt that you can get bernt pretty easily if you dernt have a brain
Emmaa01 5
:))
SarahPicc 3
WIN!!
jadedspades 0
Today, I criticized someone's spelling in a real asshole way. Turns out, I just don't know anything about the spelling or grammar from other English speaking countries (The UK). FML
katieeamberr 2
you posted an fml on someones fml on fml... is this a fail or a win?
katieeamberr 2
you posted an fml on someones fml on fml... is this a fail or a win?
ronton 4
You posted an fml on someones fml of an fml of an fml... Ok this is getting ridiculous
MonoMask 0
Can I ask /how/ you found out?
danielleeycakes 3
no.
T9FTW 20
The hard way. ;-D
NoFlippinWai 24
Just a guess: Some Acetone was lit on fire accidentally.
relief_fml 0
haha, Jenny88. you totally owned that asshole.
quiksta 0
"in fact" as if it was uncertain >>hahahaha stupid #12 >>>> #6 owns
Sammara 0
Apparently, few people on here have ever read books by British authors. Learned = American English Learnt = UK English I can't believe this was explained by an admin and people STILL don't get it!
stewie9 0
i have! it was shelock holmes
xoxnicole318 0
ha ha. so i was going to say something about the spelling && then i read all the comments, but i was thinking more of a southern accent than anything from the UK and i've read plenty of books by british authors. =]
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
ok u seriously didnt know that its flammable? doesnt take that much of a brain....
podrummer9209 0
Lol, my friend knew it was flammable, we put on a show for the d-bags that smoke pot and insult everyone before school in the morning. He took a mouthful of it and spit it through a lighter at the potheads and they quite literally shit a brick XD It was probably the single funniest moment of my life.
YveltalLugia 17
You're an ass.
badtiming246 0
isn't it all over the label that its flammable? and i thought it was a big known fact.....