Fingers crossed

By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
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amypr 20

Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.

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hrpuffstuff69 8

Brown dalmatians bride :D

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randomkat820 8

oh hell. good luck op, some meds may help.

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Fatfairygoth 11

Congratulations! Hope he takes you for better and worse!

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someguyhere 12

I think this one needs a follow up! Did you make it!

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itcomesinthrees 10

This happened to me. Luckily I made it through and it wasn't an issue. Go to the washroom right before hand, take Immodium, and maybe get a depends just in case? You might feel embarrassed to wear it but it's better than needing it and not having it. Best of luck and congrats!

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momac86 17

That is second only to having your period on your wedding day... Even CRAPpier if you have both

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shinikageWolf 15

"Do you ________ take-" runs away, farting with every step "I'll be right back!"

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Dragonette1089 5

Did you make it?

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