Fingers crossed

By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 317
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Same thing different taste

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Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.

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Did you happen to have some of those Haribo sugarless bears beforehand OP? If so, may God have pity on your bowels.

Jyzlow 8

Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded, DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!? Lol your life sucks

simplysarcastics 26

Lol favorite line in bridesmaids, but remember when the bride couldn't make it to bathroom and just sat down in middle of street and shat in her wedding dress? I'm worried something similar will happen to op but in the aisle! Op- I hope it went well and your bowels did not betray you.

thats the shittiest situation..sorry OP..hope you did not get embarrassed during the wedding

adam_tajyar 10

Tell someone to bring you some immodium

Imodium is a miracle drug when it comes to that. Sorry this comment probably came too late though.

Animated_Lunch 11

I just hope you don't leave to use the bathroom at the altar