Intimacy: Family Matters

Family Matters

By whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 152 180

You deserved it 8 681

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 215

You deserved it 3 162

By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 678

You deserved it 2 467

By drunkboysgf - 21/10/2011 07:39 - Canada

Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 631

You deserved it 5 233

Jailbird

By blondebarbie271 - 26/07/2015 23:55 - United States - Center Barnstead

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 366

You deserved it 14 523

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:00

Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 989

You deserved it 97

By No one special. - 12/12/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, my dad called for the first time in six months. He needs someone to bail him out of jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 506

You deserved it 2 436

By Username - 20/06/2011 15:57 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 712

You deserved it 4 267

All in the family

By notasgood - 12/01/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 649

You deserved it 3 350

Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 790

You deserved it 291

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 18:23

Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 156

You deserved it 3 568

unholymasta 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:02

I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:05

At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!

Comments

pandea 1

Friday 26 August 2011 4:51

Sry

ZielZone 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 15:43

Jerry Springer anyone??

dmw25 0

Friday 2 September 2011 17:41

Damn your mama gets down like that? Daddy must not of been supplying in bed

chookyla1 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 13:35

Serious?!? Dude that sucks big time.

Dcm210 19

Thursday 29 September 2011 20:04

hopefully your dad beat his ass again,but doesn't go to jail. sorry you had to go through with that.

JessicaC13 2

Monday 10 October 2011 7:41

naughty_angel94 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 1:33

Awkward and Serious love/sex triangle...ouch.

innatepirate 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 21:26

whatttttttttttt

honeyBabie 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:38

Ur an idiot for bailing him out... Ur life sucks but you deserve it!

MLJ9519 2

Monday 12 December 2011 17:19

Thats when you should call Jerry Springer

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You deserved it 104

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You deserved it 477

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You deserved it 138

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I agree, your life sucks 817

You deserved it 184

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