Family Matters

By whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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unholymasta 4

I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.

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marinus_fml 19

At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!

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storm527 3

your boyfriend's "doin yo mom, doin doin yo mom"

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UhOhFMLOopsYDI 7

I hope he's now your ex boyfriend and that your dad kicks your mom out of the house and gets a divorce FAST. I'm not all about divorce but chances are she will do it again with someone else if she hasn't already been. Oh and if you ever speak to her again, keep your future boyfriends away! you don't have any siblings who look nothing like the rest of the family do you? That would be an entire different episode of Jerry! I'm sorry OP, fyl!

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benniful 0

I bed he had some craaaazy dad rage going on! fyl OP

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xoxmeg26 0

wow. ur moms a bitch. I'd hate her

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joefish7 0

I'll be your next bf if ur moms that easy

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Merylwen 24

Wow. You life really sucks. I feel sorry for you.

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hateevryone 14

your mom's a ***** bitch for that. and your bf is just as stupid. i don't blame your dad

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