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Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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unholymasta 4

I think your dad had the right idea but shouldn't have physically assaulted your boyfriend. Hope you dumped his cheating ass.

marinus_fml 19

At least it wasn't your mum you had to bail out after hitting your boyfriend when he made a move on your dad!

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WaylonD 4

Can you say Trailer Park? I knew you could!

anon_e_m00se 8

I was just gonna say: Be glad they didn't tow your mobile home while you were bailing your dad out.

aclark106277 0

mr my picture makes me a redneck douche

melij99 5

says the guy with a rebel flag..

ThreeSheetsGone 12

First, it's a Confederate flag. It's meaning is historical and is not flown strictly by people who live in a trailer park or in the South. Second, this could have happened anywhere. The fact that it was in Texas (which happens to be my home state) is purely coincidence. And finally, the mom needs to stop being a ***** and giving in to little boys' advances, since obviously dad has anger issues and is not afraid to whoop some ass.

DrewsFML 8

That's right it's the Confederate flag. The rallying symbol for the Southern whites who decided to start a civil war and kill fellow Americans because they felt so strongly that they should be able to own black people as slaves. I can't imagine how someone could be proud of that flag. Shame, yes, but pride?

melij99 5

they took are jjeeeeerrrrbbssss

ThreeSheetsGone 12

I don't discriminate. I hate everyone equally, regardless of race or religion

holly_fly 34

#294 It's also a symbol of the south... Why can't people fly it to show their Southern heritage?

pitchblease 2

definition of homewrecker,

ReneeFlem_Flam 2

This is very sad that girls are that afraid of judgement to this degree :(. I did not realize people of that desperate degree even existed. If she wasn't comfortable in her own skin and being that intimate with someone she shouldn't have had sex.

ReneeFlem_Flam 2

hahaha this is a fml in itself I posted on the wrong comment!!

dancerNsinger4li 0

i think this was meant for the chick who put a hole in the crotch of her bathing suit...

mlb58 0

Shut up, you're just talking out of your ass. People don't have sex to feel secure, they do it cause they love eachother, want to, or like it. You're dumb and ignorant. Quite the combo. Boner shrinker.

ReneeFlem_Flam 2

hahaha yeah it was! Oh fml I posted on the wrong comment!!

ReneeFlem_Flam 2

ummm you might wanna re-read this because I never said people had sex to be secure. I have sex because I love it and my boyfriend. Oh & people like you would never get with girls like me so you don't have to worry about your little willy :P.

BreeAshlee 0

oh wow!!!! well done:)

fthku 13

#66, you are not at all conceited.

allthatremains25 0

ew! dump his ass and forget your mom! Or maybe you should go on Jerry springer or something along those lines. That could be an interesting episode..

boomersooner42 0

WTF thats all i can say

ReneeFlem_Flam 2

Ooo I'm sorry this does suck but if my boyfriend did that do me it would be me....& my dad in jail because I would have put a hurtin' on his sorry ass.

youngming42088 1

if I was your boyfriend I'd NEVER do that to u, ur incredibly HOT! =)

FMMFL1992 3

If that's your mom in the picture you will mostly likely have this happen to you sometime in the future. you moms hot.

TraceCase_ 19

370, maybe you didn't hear about the woman from California who recently drugged her hubby, cut off his penis and tossed it in the garbage disposal. Hell hath no fury...watch out for those crazy ones!

DeadxManxWalking 27

saw that on "Southern Fried Stings"

lovin_darkness 0

this is the 3rd time this week ive heard of a kid sleeping with a woman. 0.o Law & Order: SVU man, weird stuff sometimes FYL OP, that sucks

salvyluv 0

I saw that episode too!Iit's a weird world we live in!

fatalkiss 0

Ouch. That's some Maury shit going on.

ronnieboo 0

more like Jerry springer

youngming42088 1

hey cutie what's ur name? ^_^

JTthePurpleNinja 5

did your boyfriend and mom not think about the consequences ?! you should beat him too after you dump his selfish ass.

iluvGB 0

ur not to bad looking yourself(: