Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML
Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML
Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, at my store, I had an old man violently accuse me of charging him for an extra pack of 99¢ Mounds candy yesterday. He held up my line for 10 minutes, fighting me about it. I didn't even work yesterday. FML
Today, an old guy got nose to nose with me, threatened me, and spit in my face, just because I politely reminded him he needed to be wearing a mask. He had been coughing on multiple food items in my store. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
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Top comments
wattsthepoint 12
Good beef jerky is something to die for.
Jojohn0 23
he had some beef because he was jerky
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Comments (66)
mete_orito 34
What a jerky person!
joe3_fml 15
Gotta have that beef jerky!
justinccp 8
I'm sorry but being New Jersey, in not so surprised Still - some people need to check their mess. So sorry you had to run into someone like that
gotta_respond 10
30+ years of shopping in NJ and I've never run into something this nutty before. *Fingers crossed* for another 30+ years before seeing it again!!
emmatheamazingx 17
You are what you eat
denaeb123 24
I would for sure throw hands over beef jerky
jwasabi51 3
Seems pretty jerky, hope you don't have beef with him.
sullivankeara 25
'MERICA
sstahpp 33
Can't blame the guy. It's BEEF JERKY!
raphael1123 13
The beef wasn't the only one that's jerky.
StickyPickles 33
See, don't mess with Sasquatch