Education time

By ohgawd - 08/10/2011 06:48 - United States

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Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML
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happyhak 5

This is possibly the most graphic scientific FML I've ever read...

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ban_anaa 0

She sounds bright. Next, she's going to think she's pregnant because she shoved a tampon up her ******.

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Grimmerie 31

you should tell her that boys get girls pregnant by ejaculating into the navel, and that it's impossible to get pregnant any other way. then simply sit back and wait for the lolfest to begin. also try to convince her you can rinse and reuse tampons.

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Brandi_Faith 33

That is so disgusting!! Yet so funny!! I almost feel bad and dirty for laughing as hard as I am!

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ShyAnn29 14

That'd be hard to reuse a tampon, have you seen what happens when they get wet? I guess if a person is persistent enough, they could possibly figure out how to mold it back into the right shape. LMAO! That'd be very disgusting!!!

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sexaybitch 14

#152, this is FML everything on here is sick!

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caviar_fml 2

its actually horrible how many people don't know this. i know someone who had a baby and didn't know /society facepalm

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NoNotTheFace 8

I bet whenever she's on her period and has to take a dump and has to pee, all at the same time, she would have a panic attack. Oh god.. oh god... OH GOD... IT'S GONNA CLOG UP.

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underguarded 20

The best part about this is it's most likely true. //Win

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wriptidez 0

well one can feel the difference n sensations down there...

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Cheylea 10

How can it be a "he"? Boys have no use for tampons...

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Oh, but guys DO have a use for tampons. Soak those bastards in whiskey and plug away! Not that I've ever actually done that before....

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Marcella1016 31

Problem is whatever he was trying to say didnt make sense...

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Llama_Face89 33

39- if thats the case he seems to have a poor grasp on sarcasm. Made no sense.

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dannnngthatsux 19

#26, That was sarcasm as usually it's only guys who are so uncomprehending of female anatomy.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

H-how could anyone not at least know the difference between the front and the back?! FYL, dudette. Seems like your sister is screwed for life.

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underguarded 20

How do you not know you pee out your V and you shit out your B? It doesn't even feel like the same area. Your sister is the definition of an idiot.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Um. All the girls I know don't pw out the V. In front of it, but not from the ****** itself. Then again, I am a guy...

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