Education time

By ohgawd - 08/10/2011 06:48 - United States

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Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML
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happyhak 5

This is possibly the most graphic scientific FML I've ever read...

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JinxosGirl87 0

She needs to stay away from tampons. Suggest she wear a diaper instead.

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kelovath 8

1. That might be the dumbest chick I've ever heard about. 2. You honestly said "rectum"?!

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kelovath 8

Calm down man lol I only said that to see people's reactions :P

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Bullpine 11

F her life for no one ever teaching her earlier and saving her from the embarressment of asking you

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Brandi_Faith 33

Good point!! I didn't even think about that. I think everyone was so caught up with the thinking 3 holes were only 1, and so we totally forgot how the younger sister that asked would've felt!! That would be extremely embarrassing! I hope they were really close!

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malignantmegan 3

Then how does she ********** with only one hole? 0.o

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cbdee 8

Obviously she rubs the shit outta her 1 hole..literally!

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SteelCladAngel 0

Contrary to popular opinion not everyone masturbates.

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dannnngthatsux 19

98, Um. Yeah. Doesn't **********. I've got a bridge to sell you...

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MeB4u 0

It puts the tampon on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!

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Alexisthebestest 16

PUT THE TAMPON IN THE ******* BASKET!

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twofirstnames 12

When I read this I totally laughed. Idk if it's from the fact your sister seems stupid, or the fact that you used the word rectum. (:

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perdix 29

My dog got hit by a car -- right in the asshole. You mean "rectum." Rectum? It damn near killed him! Too bad the OP blurted out that advice -- she missed out on an epic prank!

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dannnngthatsux 19

Dammit perdix, 53, you took my joke.

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daydreamer244 13

she's going to have some badddddd periods.

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Senior29 8

nah its the belly button. thats where girls pee from :)

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Btreasure 8

I don't understand what's the FML?? your a terrible teacher?

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