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Dumbass

By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

uglymoose89 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

ahahhaahha, i'm sorry but that's hilarious. Sometimes common sense commits suicide when we need it. =D

kkkristennnn 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

dumbass

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Grndslmhttr3 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:49

Depending on your gender, you should either get a vasectomy or get your tubes tied.

stripedoctor 3

Monday 20 April 2009 23:26

You are to stupid too own a computer to write this FML

Jessyca_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

:/ awhh wow...it happens !! :P I mean maybe not that extreme but it could happen to anyone.

AmyCM 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 5:23

lies

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:27

#121, No, no it does not. Most people that stupid manage to drown in the shower at a young age.

takran 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:51

I'm with #3. And #123.

BrokenPsycho 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:19

stupid

sunshyne84_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 9:59

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! How could u possiby stand there for so long and not see the window open?

tdawgheath 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:27

That's sorta kinda the first thing I ever check even if I have my keys...less work turning the key. You're pretty dumb.

Allord 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 14:30

What a dumbass

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