Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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blaaaaakely 0
crabs for dinner
thrice324 0
Use his toothbrush as a *****.
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Comments (88)
Lambie 0
Eurgh. D:
musicxfreakx38 0
that's just.....absolutely disgusting...I was speechless wow, I really feel bad.
pauldavid 0
I'm sure you'll think twice next time you find hair in your food.
limepinklis 0
EWeWWWWW
Ashle1gh 14
Buy him his own cheese grater.
I_dont_care771 0
lol
snowman427 0
ha ha # 15
ninja_ness 3
yummeh
cigi316 13
try cortisone cream instead.
Dr_Dolittle 0
What's the problem with doing that?
eddles 0
never use kitch utensilrs again
KiwiBlam 4
Ewww, that's so gross! I can't believe it! Who knows where those utensils have been??