Gross and Health: Dude, gross!

Dude, gross!

By utensils123 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2017 02:00

Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By Jim20 - 20/02/2025 03:00 - Germany - Friedberg

Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML

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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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blaaaaakely 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:02

crabs for dinner

thrice324 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:03

Use his toothbrush as a *****.

Comments

LforLove 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:46

0_o umm FYL

danielle8D 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:46

ew. thats wrong :D

fabinho_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:53

hahaahhahahahaahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................shit!!!!!!!!!

doof_fisch 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:55

Dong tongs!

Scourge87 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:59

Ffs, that is so frigging disgusting/inappropiate it deserves a whole bundle of bitch slaps.

marquisallover 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:19

no comment just walk down the street and get the neighbors double barrel

radcon6 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:38

1 comment, thats gross! hopefully he didnt scratch them bare

jesusXchrisy 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:29

thats just plain nasty

starlitgrl 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:19

ew that's gross man. watch spread stds all over ur family

bfffness 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:45

lmao, kids do crazy shit like that.

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