Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML
Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML
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blaaaaakely 0
crabs for dinner
thrice324 0
Use his toothbrush as a *****.
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Comments (88)
terran0 0
awww poor spoon!! joking ok joking
phuckURlife 0
that is hilarious
moofussaaa 0
number #82 bahaha what type of brother does that?! if my brother did that id go up to him and punch him in the face and make him buy new utensils, thats so disgusting, hopefully he doenst do that again
_lifeblows 0
eek , shove a utensil up his ass what a **** head .
FrenchyBuddy 1
enjoy your meal ! maybe it add some taste... FYL
sexychick_14 0
that is sick. he needs to GET A LIFE!!
screwlife23 0
I'd shove a spoon up his ass but he'd probably like that wouldn't he? lmao I'm sorry your bro is nasty.
GreekGoddessGirl 0
That's sick!
wetesek 0
hope he deosnt use knives.
lickerassholes 0
he was the balls to do that