Today, it's been two months since I broke up with my boyfriend. He's been texting me every time he found a bobby pin at his house that belonged to me, saying we should both see it as a sign of us belonging together. If he keeps this up every time he finds one, the texts will probably never stop. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, it's been a month since I silently moved on from my online boyfriend. I met him in a chatroom after a break-up. I thought he was my "forever after." He told me he'd lost his feelings for me and told me to wait. I waited, only for him to reveal that he was going on a date by asking me if a shirt was good for him. FML
Today, the ex of my boyfriend of 18 months called me and put her phone in her purse. I heard my boyfriend say he's sick of me, he hasn't been happy for a year, and he's afraid to leave because he feels sorry for me. He bought her a ring. I got earrings. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Top comments
Bearsmomma 30
If you respond, or haven't blocked him (and you haven't or you wouldn't get messages/calls) then you're just leading him on. Close that correspondence (and relationship) completely. He'll grieve and carry on more quickly.
brenton490 19
Just tell him to make like a pin and disappear. :)
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Comments (23)
Amber Parkey 6
Politely explain woman loss Bobby's everywhere and you mentioned to black list him .
mariri9206 32
In response to 3, don't even bother confronting him - he keeps bugging you and acknowledging it/him will just let him think it's okay to keep bugging you. Change your number, instruct any mutuals to not give him your new one, block him from all social media, and, for good measure, block his number, too.
Zanquis 22
Bobby pins are like the reverse thing of socks. One goes on the feet, the other on your head. One keeps dissapearing, the other keeps appearing every where years after a woman stepped foot in your house.
moondoglou420 17
Next time ask him if he found two of them linked together. Otherwise he's finding them broken up.
maritime1992 5
let's be honest, he just misses your sex. you must be amazing.
midav 2
You can just block his number right on your phone. Problem solved.
Redgy22 26
tell him you don't wear Bobby pins & ask who else was he seeing.
Saraishi 25
Can't you just block his number?
lukecann86 7
don't leave Bobby pins around everywhere then! it's so annoying, guys hate it. let this be your lesson to not leave them lying around!
jbuckets_404 39
OP: Just tell him that you've found a used condom under your bed and it's not his....
Bearsmomma 30
Eww, used? Used condoms just laying around.