All you need is love

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 10:00

Today, my polyamorous friend has 3 boyfriends. My other polyamorous friend has 2 boyfriends and my other other polyamorous friend has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'm still single. FML
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Anderling 32

Well no wonder with them taking all of the available dates. /jk Serious talk for a moment though: you could try asking your friends for advice. Maybe you’re just not hanging out in the places where you would meet a date who meets your standards, or maybe you don’t present yourself in the best way, or maybe you’re just a bit too eager and scare people off. If they’re true friends they’ll be willing to give you some help here.

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whatshername?! 39

How about finding some mono-amorous friends first?

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whatshername?! 39

How about finding some mono-amorous friends first?

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Anderling 32

Well no wonder with them taking all of the available dates. /jk Serious talk for a moment though: you could try asking your friends for advice. Maybe you’re just not hanging out in the places where you would meet a date who meets your standards, or maybe you don’t present yourself in the best way, or maybe you’re just a bit too eager and scare people off. If they’re true friends they’ll be willing to give you some help here.

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Rake 16

Just join one of those groups? Why bother making a new one?

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stickyface 16

Sure, be willing to bang multiple people, sometimes simultaneously, and among some subset of human beings you'll be in demand. Most of the rest of us have no desire to live that way and want very different from our relationships. Personally I wouldn't touch your friends with a 10 foot condomized pole.

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RichardPencil 30

So, what's your preferred label: nonamourous, unamourable or loser?

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