Love, Awkward and Cheating: Doubling down

Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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IHaveThePower 16

Wednesday 15 September 2021 5:05

Honey, you call the damn cops. That guy was going to hurt you, and you're very lucky to find out this way first. This was not your fault, and you need to press charges for this.