Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
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CAPTmok 7
OP's dad has failed in parenting.........
ColdplaySucks 18
Punch her in the face so that the bruise can distinguish her from you.
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Comments (158)
NegativeFreak 0
well your dads an idiot if your that old and cant tell you apart , and boo to your sister for not standing up !
missmaryb 0
Anyone that doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" shouldn't be calling anyone an idiot.
SpectSelf 0
39, he has it right. "your" is used as a pronoun for possession. "you're" is "you are". replace "your" with "you are" in his statement and see how dumb that sounds
SpectSelf 0
wait. I'm an idiot.
jakeisawake 3
That's okay Spec; just read my comment above. It will make you feel better.
peppermintstick 0
55 you're (used correctly) wrong if you follow your (used correctly) own explanation. Try again.
NANDwich 5
Make her grow a goatee. That way your dad can tell the two of you apart.
NomNomMuffin 5
tell your dad to grow some balls
Got_any_grapes1 4
31 does your name happen to be Sophie?
HoMachine 1
sorry, I lol hard when I read this, fyl
RyanPTheNinja 2
ur dad just did the smart thing, maybe you'll learn something
yawndiver 2
you should sneak out of the house and see her boyfriend too, you were already punished for it ;)
tydoherty8 0
that's kind of ****** up u should sneek out just so it's fair
Got_any_grapes1 4
Tell him you're too confused to be grounded.
missmaryb 0
YDI because all identical twins use the situation to get away with things they shouldn't at some point. Doesn't matter if this was one of them or not. You did it at some point and got away with it.
xxMichaxx 0
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover in the history of hangovers! I also had to wash two blankets because I puked on them sometime in the night! I only drank 4 beers! FML.
ArmyGTO 0
Shouldn't this be on your own FML...?
dreamering 16
I think, you're still drunk.
SpectSelf 0
you're a girl so you have an excuse for being drunk off four beers
hiyourcute 0
And why hasn't this been modded yet?