Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
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CAPTmok 7
OP's dad has failed in parenting.........
ColdplaySucks 18
Punch her in the face so that the bruise can distinguish her from you.
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Comments (158)
mnblkjpoi 0
that sucks
suchaprettygirl 4
awww that really stinks. I hope she apologized!
MC18 0
Take a pot.
MC18 0
whoops...I meant... your own dad can't tell the difference?? sadd! haha
andres19 0
her dad is actually smart. he is punishing her in order to prevent her from ever going out and getting pregnant. parenting at it's finest
DLBL 23
Oh sure, that always works.
ColdplaySucks 18
Punch her in the face so that the bruise can distinguish her from you.
imacreeper 3
he should put those twin bands doctors put on twins when they're born to separate the other from the other.
NecromancerA7X 0
dude. you sound way too Christian. not everything leads to pregnancy.
kcluna 6
That sucks!! Sorry, to hear that!! Hopefully you seek out next time... pay back!!!
lunaXXdennice 0
That sucks do something worse and bring her down with you >xD haha payback!
Pawned71 0
ye I agree because this type of painting prevents "16 and pregnant" from happening
HugeRedRash 0
Anyone else thing the world would be better without religious nutjobs?
littlemissFYL 5
70, your an idiot. you can be an athiest and think everything leads to pregnancy. I dislike the stereotypes for Christians.
TheDrifter 24
95, no, but it might be better without the religion hating nutjobs.
whitesox365 0
^^ life would actually be better without any nutjobs. period.
nalia18 8
#67 lmao love ur pic & love that commercial
woosah 16
perfectly said 59. perfectly said.
fml_psl 0
Ohh
joshosh420 2
i do actually.
esther_rose 0
92, How can painting prevent "16 & Pregnant" from happening?
iownyou777 0
159, I assume he meant parenting, but maybe he is as ignorant with spelling as he is with parenting ideas.
livelaughlove4ev_fml 0
bhahahaha funny :)
nalia18 8
Hey at least you werent the one who got blamed alone. now that would have sucked.
Bakayarou_fml 0
Just do something 10 times worse and she will suffer as well. Take her down with you. If anything, you will have a fun story to tell when you are both older.
fastballbabe 0
it was her sisters total fault, though. if you had an identical twin and she cheated on a test, would you be suspended too? and that sux FYL
youjustmademelol 4
How can tour parents not tell which kid is which unless your parents are neglecting you or always drunk or your ' twin' is a clone this is probably fake
ishmail2000 4
Damn! That is effed up! But... hilarious, lol.
Kilroy15 0
Shiiit if I was her i'd go do something bad, they'd both get blamed, then their even
CAPTmok 7
OP's dad has failed in parenting.........
rattusrattus 19
I thought parents could tell the difference between identical twins due to personality and mannerisms. So extra fail.
jaswho2 0
you can tell twins apart if you watch them on tv long enough :/
Ronan_k 0
Op's dad is some fail shit.
10thPrestige 0
Or moaning sounds, and or small penises.
DreaminOfMusic 0
oh my god that sucks so much! I feel so bad for you! this is a true FML!
lulututu 4
Calm.Down.
nwatso96 0
#6 u sound like a preppy cheerleader
lilmisslovely13 15
192 maybe 6 is a preppy cheerleader...
nwatso96 0
or she wants people to think that so she can hook up with someone over the Internet...
feven 32
The stereotype for cheerleaders being a hot right away is stupid.
FinnaHolla 0
Look at the bright side: you get to bond with your lovely sister!
SugarCrazy 14
I feel your pain :( Being a twin can suck.
BloodyMary97 4
yeah it stinks being a twin.. it stinks like the bottom of a monkey
urdirtyolduncle 15
Especially if your the ugly twin o.O
SugarCrazy 14
With twins, especially identical, they look almost exactly the same....There is no "ugly twin".
pandemic_fml 0
Not true! I went to high school with a set of fraternal twin guys. One of them was one of the hottest guys in school, and the other looked like a catfish.
pandemic_fml 0
Fraternal twins only look as much alike each other as regular siblings. Sure, sometimes they can look almost exactly the same (Olson twins), but I look a LOT like one of my sisters who is 10 years apart from me.
SugarCrazy 14
I guess that's true. Fraternal twins can also look identical though. I've never met a set of twins where one of them was hideous.
puppyXluvz123 9
I have :)
lantern 6
I have too, lol.
snickers001 0
wow lol get revenge
peachesbeach 0
muahaha.... >;)
jakeisawake 3
Yeah, you should get revenge. Punch her in the face causing a black eye. That way you can get her back for putting you in the predicament you are in as well as getting yourself out. I'm sure your dad will be able to tell the difference then.
KVKdragon 26
win :)
dreamering 16
Because me doesenet have boyfriend. I have a *****
FreakingFYou 13
^^^No one gives a shit about your *****, attention *****.
alyssa1695 4
wow that sucks
shutupYDI 4
are you #79's twn