Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
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CAPTmok 7
OP's dad has failed in parenting.........
ColdplaySucks 18
Punch her in the face so that the bruise can distinguish her from you.
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Comments (158)
JoshK9030 0
haha #8 bonding time. create a diabolical plot to get back at him.
iliketurdles 7
Wait, him? I think you meant her or else one of the identicals is.. You're right, this can get confusing.
JoshK9030 0
the dad haha
iliketurdles 7
Makes more sense now, but still confusing for a turtle.
woofis 0
**** that shit I would not stand for it
thebestof1984 0
That's where you sneak out of house and get your sister grounded in return!
ritbbehindu 0
wow really?? awesome! an what DID you do to your face?
bearley54 0
slap that hoe!
yoyodog27 5
how do we know it wasent u?????
dreamering 16
Because me doesenet have boyfriend. I have a *****.
bkouch 1
r u ******* retarded or what?
alqahtmm 0
actully this a very good quesation and confusin at the same time lol
SaharNar 0
bwhahaha that's so sad !! Shit you should get some good ass revenge on ya twinn!! you really should just get your dad straight on how he can identify both of y'all cuz that's some Crap!! :P
aback 5
Might as well get in your share of acting up, too.
jklol11 0
wow... must suck having a twin ehh(: but I mean you would think your father would be able to tell the difference between the both of you. fyl for that.
SamMaps_01 1
your device isn't a good one :P