Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML
Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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saksxalmo 20
Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.
ColorfulSmiles 7
I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)
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Comments (116)
Gtaylorfication 0
I really think there are people that just hit you deserved it without reading the FML
WhyAmUHere 19
Maybe they were a present...
makreneski 0
Awwww. Im really sorry and your pregnant. Omg i feel horriable. You should talk to him.
borche 5
What a jerk.
cheyennerosi33 0
I'm sorry that's horrible girl good luck I'm sorry hope things work out for u
dougierocks 13
Normally I don't defend people on here. Where do you do laundry? laundromat? Sometimes things get missed and show up in the next load..
Phobetor 5
I'm confused. Didn't he get them from your underwear drawer? How did you not notice them before? I guess he could be a moron and got them from some special place he keeps lingerie. Anyway, I'm sorry if he is cheating on you because that would really suck.
glittercookies 12
That's actually a good observation.
curlygirly1 8
Im so sorry :(
Sundaysilence05 0
cheating on your prego girl is the worst thing you can do except buy the new taylor swift cd thats just plain dirty
SoultheWolf 19
Is it possible he had bought them for you? Or that you forgot about them? When your'e pregnant you tend to forget a lot of things. I hope that's the case and that he isn't cheating on you...