Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML
Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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Top comments
saksxalmo 20
Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.
ColorfulSmiles 7
I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)
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Comments (116)
husky22 0
treat the baby right! dont let it end up like ur cheating fiance! unless they happen to b his sisters or something... thatd b awkward so dont make accusations just yet. still FYL
BRYEANISBMFC 0
Why would a grown man have his sisters underwear...
kirrra 11
I think id be more worried that a) my fiance has a pair of his sisters lacy underwear and b) he's trying to get me to wear them, than I would have been had he been cheating....
kennedyboopants 1
That's cause there mine
lepuppykicker 15
They're* not there.
BRYEANISBMFC 0
Slutbag McGee
KuchkaNumberOne 2
I'm so sure.
Calyx_fml 22
Perhaps they were his.
maddy99baerwald 0
Maybe it was a gift..?
lorenzoman77 7
This is probably the coolest FML reference yet!:D
cameronradke 0
We're they his? Haha sorry couldn't resist but that sucks.
kirrra 11
yes. we are they his....
winoahh 10
Pregnant as ever... Wait what?
glittercookies 12
Means she is far along her pregnancy.
eman1972 4
Maybe he wears those on the weekend! He could be just a sensitive guy.
homiechas24 3
Who knows it could be his mom's...'___'
bigmackin35 0
Talk it out
Gtaylorfication 0
Yay mini golf