Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML
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Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML
Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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saksxalmo 20
Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.
ColorfulSmiles 7
I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)
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saksxalmo 20
Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.
kooochris1995 14
Yeah. Maybe they are his... Lol
saksxalmo 20
It's better than cheating, isn't it?
shanemaximo 7
How do you know he didn't buy them for you? If they fit you, and you're pregnant then he probably isn't cheating on you with any other pregnant and/or coincidentally sized non-pregnant woman.
Ch0sen 13
Either extremely early Christmas gift, or he just enjoys keeping a pair around for when you're not there. To, you know, get in touch with that certain other side.
Cad6 24
OP, He bought that brand new lacy underwear for you. I guess you didn't understand what he was hinting at.
saksxalmo 20
Exactly, 23. They could have been a present, OP's fiancé could like to cross dress, or maybe a female relative could have left them there (it wouldn't surprise me if someone was staying with them, especially since OP is pregnant.) Unfortunately her fiancé could just be the kind of f*cked up person who not only cheats, but does so when his partner is pregnant and they're engaged... OP, I'm sure you've already done this, but you need to talk to him and find out what's up. I wouldn't accuse him of anything just yet, though.
tellithowitis 13
Maybe he bought you some???
Rhysviri 10
Looking at the fact that your husband actually bothered to do what you asked, perhaps he bought the panties for you as a present? Besides, you're pregnant and all and need a new size... So with that, don't feel down, OP!
kewlkate 9
Well, if you have friends sleep over sometimes, or you used to before you got engaged, they could be their underwear.
AssTard 15
I'm sorry OP :( You have a lot to deal with right now.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
To point out, she probably wouldn't have posted this FML if they were a gift to her. If they were, he could've told her right away.
jedielf 23
Well you never know, she could have deliberately left out the part where he explained just so it would get on the site. I mean, you're just going by those few sentences from someone you most likely don't know.
iStrukk 7
*fiancé runs out of house, kicks in door of neighbors house,* give me your underwear or I will cut you!! *girl hands them to him* thank you *tins manically back to the house*
iStrukk 7
*cut you Runs back*
ly0ntamer 1
You know what I hate about crotchless panties? My nuts hang out.
natsaysheyyy 16
I'm sure he was cheating if they weren't hers...
halliefines 0
Maybe it's a present for her :)
easybree 10
No way the bad
gibsonFML 0
he did what you asked... im kidding im sorry FYL
ReesieBanana21 12
Maybe they were a gift? Sorry OP. I truly am. :( Oh, and congrats! At least you got a baby..?
ColorfulSmiles 7
I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)
SousapCody 6
That sucks. :(
kooochris1995 14
Nahh man. This is great. Especially for the baby! *sarcasm*
evig_fml 16
Why have sarcasm :o when being a troll can be so enjoyable
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Now Aren't we sympathetic #4?
trueblue170 13
*facepalm* Trolls are the scum of the internet...
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
I'm sorry:( do what's best for you and the baby. I hope things get better
BRYEANISBMFC 0
PICKEN UP THE DOUBLE
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
I'm sorry:( do what's best for you and the baby. I hope things get better
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
They were his. He likes the room a thong gives a man.
evilplatypus 39
Trust me, if you want "room," stay the hell away from thongs. They ride up every damn place (interesting enough, Victoria Sectret's "no ride up" panties are the worst offender I've come across). You want room, boxers kickass.
TarieBoo 2
no way evilplatypus! thongs are comfy as hell ha(:
DespairFaction 11
That's what I was going to say Razzle_Dazzle. I mean what man doesn't like thongs?
Perdition 4
Men who do not like thongs are not really men. Of course, shouldn't the man-lacking men like them the most?
enchi999 8
O_o be like "thanks for the underwear asshole" then throw them at him and take EVERYTHING when you leave him >:D
Archay 13
Derp not married yet
R3TROxLOV3 32
(Please note that my comment is based dd the assumption that the fiancé is cheating) So are you trying to say it would be better for the OP to stay with a guy who has no problem cheating on her because you don't think the baby should have to go without a father? I'm saying this based off of experience. It would be better for her to end things now than to wait for what could potentially be years to leave him because that way the child isn't left hurt because mommy and daddy are no longer together. I would've preferred that my parents stayed split up when I was young rather that deciding to get back together for the sake of me and my brothers only to divorce when I was 10.
DictatorDom 5
Cross dressing does relieve stress...
xCrazyMexican 4
Well that blows! I'm real sorry tho.. But it could be different than what you think.