Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML
Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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Top comments
saksxalmo 20
Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.
ColorfulSmiles 7
I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)
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Comments (116)
imlovedrunkjw 0
I hope that u smacked him senseless whether it was a gift or not
DespairFaction 11
Violence is not the answer.
FireFlie07 20
Get rid of him. You don't need that crap.
Tempest559 12
That's rough! I'm sorry
Iceing11234 0
Damn!! So sorry
heza1459 0
I like how everyone assumes it could be a gift. she could have just forgotten that they were hers. hell, my mom forgets hers too every once in a while.
viper64 10
YDI for getting pregnant before you're married, but also FYL because he's cheating on you.
sexiSugarplum 0
Aw what a sweethart!! He goes out & buys u underwear just to make you feel better!! :)
kirrra 11
can someone explain to me how 152 people thought she deserved this? I hope there was a logical explanation to this, but even so, I'm sorry you had to be put through even worrying about your fiance cheating on you,its not a nice thought even if it turns out he didn't.
jacquieh 14
When I was preggo, I always forgot about this kind of thing. Don't stress too much, hon! Your first priority is that baby! Talk with him and I hope it's all okay.
ImanAzol 4
Why are your girlfriend's panties in your drawer where your husband can find them?