Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML
Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
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saksxalmo 20
Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.
ColorfulSmiles 7
I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)
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Comments (116)
extremesk8 2
Wow a wazbag!
mrrod462 4
Maybe 1 he bought it for u on a special night and took off the tag or 2 he had those from before he met you. Honestly I'd just say thanks but these aren't mine. Grab me another please?
5524 5
Am sorry .. But take care of the baby !!
thatoneguy79 10
As I read through the comments, I'm amazed and appalled at the number of people that automatically assume the man referrenced in the story is cheating. It's like it has become the default answer to all problems; he took money out of the account - cheating, he came home late one night from work - cheating, sister's son looks just like him - cheating, sink got stopped up - cheating, car ran out of gas - cheating, serial killer was killed in a gunfight with police because the man was cheating. Now granted; were there a logical reason behind the incident, such as they were a special pair he bought for her or she simply forgot she had them, this would have been a less amusing antedote in the end. It was still certainly post-worthy; this site is here as an outlet and to provide entertainment; why ruin that with extra details or the outcome? Much more fun to let people's mind run rampant. Perhaps it is just me, but a majority of those calling the fiance a cheater are heartfelt in their accusations. I suppose that is just one more symptom of today's societal issue and skyrocketing divorce and therapy rates.
leemariex3 0
Fyl
scharbi 1
That sux :/
Parisgirl34 12
Looks like your fiance has some explaining to do
gracevet88 0
Maybe he bought u new ones
georgilea 2
ive found underwear too, he says its either my friends or his mothers..... yes my friends / or your mothers underwear is underneath your bed!
egrov311 4
That's horrible!!!! So sorry, I'd be devastated