Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
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Top comments
ThatPlankton 15
Cod is serious business. Don't want mom to ruin his killstreak now do you? Selfish much?
Lionesse 15
Ah.. Family. So many emotions conveyed in a single word...
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Comments (79)
hordriss 14
Your family sound like bastards.
EvilUndead 9
Moving out would solve the problem.
thejimler 9
If you have any dignity, assert yourself and refuse to comply with any punishments or restrictions that have been given to you based on false assumptions. Tell her that she is a despicable scrag for thinking so lowly of her own daughter, and to redirect her misguided moral inquisition towards your foul-mouthed brother, idiots like him give us gamers a bad reputation. It sounds like she has given up on reforming him so she has decided to be stricter with you so that you don't end up a deadbeat yourself, usually this meddling screws up your life just as bad or worse, believe me.
Nyxxyn 4
But at least your mom knew where your brother was....
simsgirlgem 25
did you explain to her what happen because if you did and she didn't believe you she's a terrible mother but if you didn't you deserve it for not telling her
russfml 31
Your mom just knows not to **** with a guy when he's playing video games :p nah fyl though that's some bull crap!
HumanWiki 8
Put a bar of soap in a tube sock, wait till she falls asleep then physically educate her on not being a c*nt of a mother.
CAJustise 9
Immunity. Not impunity.
DanielleinDC 34
No, "impunity" is the right word. It means her brother gets away with acting like a little brat while OP has to walk on glass to avoid pissing off her mother who doesn't understand that buses sometimes run late.
onorexveritas 24
but she knew he was home all along see... you were late
scr_sensei 14
15 minutes, huh? She must have a really unfulfilling sex life.