Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
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UserOfTheMind 24
He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.
MagicCookie 2
or when people knock and then enter immediately
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Comments (56)
amberdea404 28
I hate how disrespectful children are. To have sex in your parents, or boyfriend's parents house is disrespectful. You are too young to have sex if you are doing it in a space that you should respect.
withered 30
How is having intimacy with your partner disrespectful? "Oh, you're having a loving, sexually active relationship IN MY HOUSE?! HOW DARE YOU!" I guess I disrespect my landlord all the time. I might ask him for permission to have sex, ask which positions are respectable, the locations of the apartment where I can have it and time when I can have it.
napoleod 8
And that's why you never **** when you're not home alone
BaDoomes 4
I don't know... this seems a little fake. He covered the dog's eyes? Like really?
jelrid 30
In what way we're you getting freaky?
willsnow18 11
I had sex in my girlfriends grandparents house. that is when I was dating her
urbanbigfoot 20
Seems to me like he was tryin to sneak a peek for himself.
serious789 15
A puppy shouldn't see that. Had to keep its innocence
Rozay333 36
what if the door didnt have a lock?
Madissoni 14
I don't think Ydi, some doors don't have locks (mine). Although his dad should've knocked it will be a funny story in the future. I've never had someone walk in during that although I've had close encounters. It's terrifying at first but is pretty funny a week or two later
crownhernic 13
???