MJ was that scary?

He was definitely pretty creepy looking by the time he died

Depends on which version of him you saw. Pre surgery or post surgery.

Post-surgery. The practically non-existent nose he had makes me shudder

If you went through 10% of the shit he had to endure throughout his life, you wouldn't be such a bitch about his appearance. But clearly you don't mind being superficial, and karma took good care of you ;)

Although MJ had some tough times, lots a people do, that's life. Even his problems were still totally first-world problems, it can get worse. So before you act pompous, try checking your argument.

Guess you got hit by a smooth criminal

Nice one lol

That was so bad, it makes me remember the time... Well I won't go there.

I'm sure that was a thriller

Maybe you can get him back with an equally clever prank!

This was actually payback for a prank I pulled on him a couple of weeks ago. He is absolutely terrified of the little girl from the ring, particularly when she is climbing out of the tv screen. I took put a long black wig and white nightgown on a small dummy roughly the size of the top half of a young kid, set it up against the screen of the tv in our bedroom, and turned on a screenshot of the background during that scene in the movie. Then I pretended to start cuddling him in my sleep just enough to nudge him awake

Oh my god, you are awesome!

Ooh then you deserved the revenge but definitely not the stitches, that mud suck, you guys sound like an awesome couple though.

That is some imagination right there OP.

#RelationshipGoals

I've seen a video clip of someone doing a version of this, with Poltergeist or something. That is a prank that would actually, literally give me a heart attack.

Not clever at all. What if your injury was a lot more severe? Dont forget to get him to replace that door too.

who called the fun police?

Scaring someone in the shower is never a good idea. Especially when said shower has a glass fold.

5- It was an accident. He has been apologizing profusely. He went out and bought me flowers after we got home. He feels horrible that I got hurt 10- He didn't scare me in the shower. I was out of the shower when I saw it. He came in to ask if I had seen his keys in order to put the cutout in the bathroom. With the way our bathroom is designed, I couldn't see it until I was completely out of the shower. I was standing on a bath mat, so I didn't slip and fall. I just lost my balance

Understandable loss of balance when being scared

I actually thought the fun police was clever

Are you scared of Michael Jackson?

I'm not really scared of him necessarily, just his face

omg Annie are you okay?!

Are you okay, Annie?

will you tell us, that you're okay, Annie?

He obviously wanna be starting something. Time for a prank war!!

Did the doctor give you Propofol before stitching you up?

You need stickers where?..

It wasn't your fault. Blame it on the boogie.