Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
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UserOfTheMind 24
He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.
MagicCookie 2
or when people knock and then enter immediately
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MagicCookie 2
or when people knock and then enter immediately
stangbang92 17
Have you tried not having sex with a guy who lives with his parents. I think it would have helped in that situation.
MyrmidonQueenn01 9
Probably should choose a more private place next time
thatsme293 28
Tough situation. Perhaps try again when dad isn't home?
anonymousyogi 8
I'm sure that was really awkward for everyone, but YDI because it's his dad's house, right? Maybe not having sex with the door unlocked when his family is home would be more respectful.
PANDORUM89 21
honestly he probably knew what was going on and that's why he did it.
Schmavid64 13
Everyone saying that they should have locked the door, not all bedroom doors have locks. Some parents don't believe in it for safety reasons. The dad should have knocked yes but you can't just blame them for not locking the door.
Steve97 32
At least respect the fact that you're in their parents house and if you want to have your own privacy either lock the door or go somewhere else.
withered 30
I'm sorry that you've been raised to think having sex is some disrespectful, shameful act. It's natural, enjoyable and nothing to be ashamed of. And if they do it in the house at least they have a place where they can do it safely and in privacy (if you don't live with people that don't respect other's privacy). It's not like they were getting it on in the middle of living room with people around them. Being a parent/owner of the home or whatever does not give you the right to deprive others of their privacy. Sex will happen whether you like it or not and you should teach your kids to practice safe sex not make them think sex is some bad thing.
starlandmarie 22
Poor dog may have been scarred for life if not for dad's cover up! FTDL- f**k the dog's life!
PhoenixChick 26
Could be worse. The dog could have thought you were attacking the young master and jumped in to protect him.