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Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as always, my boyfriend has a micropenis. He found my dildo and started crying because it was bigger than him. I love him to death and would never cheat on him, but sometimes I just need to be filled up. Am I wrong? FML
Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my husband came home, threw me over his shoulder, and carried me to the bedroom. Furious, I shrieked to be put down and demanded an explanation. He said, "I thought you wanted us to be more spontaneous…" Apparently, that means he should treat me like a sex toy. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML
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Top comments
sirrubberduckie 37
It's 2022. Any adult can use a sex toy, of any type, on themselves or others, with consent, in or out of a relationship. If you're not into that, it's fine. If you're so upset by him asking that you have serious doubts about him or yourself, then yeah, you might be in the wrong relationship.
slkeithh 14
If you're asking yourself that, then yes. You are.
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slkeithh 14
If you're asking yourself that, then yes. You are.
RichardPencil 32
Yes, Peggy, you are.
Plop 17
Never expected Kermit to like it up the butt.
JackWood 21
Some women like to be the dominate in the bed room, you just have to decide if that's your thing.
sirrubberduckie 37
It's 2022. Any adult can use a sex toy, of any type, on themselves or others, with consent, in or out of a relationship. If you're not into that, it's fine. If you're so upset by him asking that you have serious doubts about him or yourself, then yeah, you might be in the wrong relationship.
Nazmazh 18
If you really can't handle the concept that consenting adults of any gender can use sex toys and it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with sexuality or specific attraction to their partner, then yeah, I suppose you're in an incompatible relationship and you're doing your boyfriend and yourself a disservice by staying in it. Better for both of you to seek a partner whose views are more in-line with your own respective ones if there is no chance of converging those views.
spinningrecords 14
You have to define what is right or wrong in your relationship.
Brightside86 31
Depends it you're comfortable or not. Nothing wrong either way. Friends last boyfriend wanted to be pegged and she didn't see that as a deal breaker, though personally I would have never expected a girl to be down for that.
Lucky O'Guin 18
If you're that homophobic/ignorant/repressed, yes, YDI.
Crowned Sataness 12
Toys are an addition to the bedroom, not a competition. If you are vanilla, there's nothing wrong with that, but you won't be compatible with a partner who enjoys a more spicy sex life. That said, you might enjoy some toys. There's an insane array to choose from that bring sensations that a human simply cannot.
CF1921 4
If you have to ask if you're in the wrong relationship over him asking for you to use toys on him intimately, then yes, you are most definitely in the wrong relationship.