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Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Tenma_Hakase 0
You're very shallow. You don't deserve him honestly
unicorn_fml 0
you don't deserve even him.
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Comments (146)
cheeseandvampire 1
One of my best friends is bald because he had cancer and he's only 18. Be thankful at least someone loves you! I haven't had a boyfriend in nine years so if u were you I would shut the f★★★ up right now! I don't see what the problem is so what if they're bald! What if you were married and your wife are husband of per say 9 years told you he/she was really bald and you really loved him/her, would you leave him/her just because of that?
sweethang26 7
So? What's wrong with bald girls?
ZeroZoom 6
Ungrateful much?
HighlandShadows 48
YDI for being incredibly shallow.
Griz144 0
And ur point is?....
mintypoison 22
.... And your point is what now? So he's bald. At least he cares for you.
Wapoosh 3
Bald people are badasses just look at Walter White
Grauncho 27
Gee. I wonder why he was the only one. What a mystery, wow, golly gee whizz hm.
DontTreadOnMeK 6
Wonder why... How about stop being shallow and try going on a few dates? There's a reason not too many men are interested in you; so I'd take this once in a lifetime opportunity to trap him before he realizes how much of a judgemental piece of shit you are.
baylor18 6
So!