Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
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Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Today, my girlfriend pawned in her mother's engagement ring so she could gamble at the pokies. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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KBeatz 5
Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Well you came for the booty didn't you?
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Comments (142)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, would you rather she have been picking her nose? I tell you, this is a clear sign of the economic times...
KiddNYC1O 22
Isn't it at about $2000 an ounce?
Marissa1586 18
I can't tell if this is joke or not! Haha
a563 3
She's gonna find a lotta gold, get super rich, and you'll be all like 'aw fiddlesticks'.
gabrayal 10
Hey, you never know! She might find some and possibly share it with you! :)
dwarnold108 1
Why would you date such a stupid girl? Lol
Idfl26 0
I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this.
picabo889 11
minecraft irl?
Xotik174 6
...grab a shovel..
MaryPoppins88 14
Lol that's hilarious