Dig it

By anidiotskeeper - 12/07/2012 06:03 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 511
You deserved it 3 079

Same thing different taste

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Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!

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I have done this before. It was when I was 10 . I bet you wouldn't think she's crazy if she found some, right? That would be a cute way to propose - hide the look-alike ring in the dirt, then when she pulls it up, get on one knee with the real one.

flutter4 7

I like the ring idea. It's very creative and romantic.

What on God's green earth made her think there was gold there to be found ? Another contestant for the Boobie Hatch !

flutter4 7

It could be profitable. There are lots of lost buried treasures just waiting to be found.

Boy, won't your face be red if she finds some! Lol

Harlequin073 6

But that's awesome! What the hell is wrong with you?

iiAntheA17 7

Did you tell her, her chances of finding gold is one in a million? My brother went through that stage. When he was eight.

What's wrong with you? Turn it into a game of pirates! Arrr! Then maybe later, you can get some "booty". ;)

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flutter4 7

I thought I was funny. What is "normal" to you 89? Everyone's version of normal is different. ;D

iiAntheA17 7

Not weird people. Normal people as in they think we are immature, because we have "weird jokes". Lol