Today, I went to my girlfriend's house and caught her digging for gold. She wasn't picking her nose - she was literally trying to dig for gold in her backyard. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML
Today, my girlfriend pawned in her mother's engagement ring so she could gamble at the pokies. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
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KBeatz 5
Join her, the value of gold only keeps rising!
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Well you came for the booty didn't you?
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Comments (142)
br0ccoli 15
I have done this before. It was when I was 10 . I bet you wouldn't think she's crazy if she found some, right? That would be a cute way to propose - hide the look-alike ring in the dirt, then when she pulls it up, get on one knee with the real one.
flutter4 7
I like the ring idea. It's very creative and romantic.
dsl1123 8
What on God's green earth made her think there was gold there to be found ? Another contestant for the Boobie Hatch !
flutter4 7
It could be profitable. There are lots of lost buried treasures just waiting to be found.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Boy, won't your face be red if she finds some! Lol
hotmomma86 0
Lmao
Harlequin073 6
But that's awesome! What the hell is wrong with you?
iiAntheA17 7
Did you tell her, her chances of finding gold is one in a million? My brother went through that stage. When he was eight.
JustKittyKat 24
What's wrong with you? Turn it into a game of pirates! Arrr! Then maybe later, you can get some "booty". ;)
iiAntheA17 7
You just made my day! :D
JustKittyKat 24
Who doesn't like a good pirate pun? ;D
iiAntheA17 7
Normal people. ;D
flutter4 7
I thought I was funny. What is "normal" to you 89? Everyone's version of normal is different. ;D
iiAntheA17 7
Not weird people. Normal people as in they think we are immature, because we have "weird jokes". Lol
rsunshine2020 13
This would be in new jersey.
mightymart 5
Did she forget her medication?