Teachers and Kids: Descriptive

Descriptive

By Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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By lemonchips - 12/10/2015 21:28 - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

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By leah_kascar - 22/08/2016 01:45 - United States - Hialeah

Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML

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By englishfail - 15/01/2010 17:39 - United States

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By Petitprof - 12/11/2010 18:23 - France

Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

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By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - 21/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML

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Saturday 15 May 2010 19:40

How descriptive should second graders be?! Aren't they just learning to spell and write?

Nena713 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 19:38

Show the kid the tape of the teacher that beat that student

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StickIt2DaMan 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 12:46

you did say to be more descriptive lol choose your words carefully

BigP695 0

Friday 21 May 2010 2:04

why would u lecture a second grade class they are like 7

ajb_r 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 3:29

well at least he got creative

zumiskater 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 21:40

well u did tell them to be descriptive....

karishmo 2

Thursday 5 August 2010 10:42

well they described something in the classroom and one happened to describe u

indistructo 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 7:18

I could read and write when I was 4...

FMyLifeNoFYours 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:27

at least they were descriptive.

iteenlovequotes 19

Friday 5 July 2013 9:07

you told them to be descriptive.... but im sorry, that sucks. children seem to be blunt in what they say

TheImaginarySong 16

Friday 19 July 2013 3:11

NEVER ask kids to be honest, they'll just break your heart

I'madumbass 19

Saturday 24 June 2017 2:37

You said "be descriptive". They are 2nd graders, all of whom I assume were mad at you. How did you not see that coming?

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