Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
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Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML
Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML
Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
Today, when I finished helping a customer, she said, “Thanks cutie!” When I thanked her she giggled and said, “I just like making people smile, plus I bet you don’t get called that often!” FML
Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
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Doortje 29
My microwave doesn't even say that :( Be happy you have a little buddy OP.
banana_buddy 6
smart microwave =)
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overrandom 4
Mine just says "done." Ooooh, now I see my microwave thinks I am just a lower lifeform than it. Foolish appliance!!
random_ribbons 15
Sorry about your crappy day OP. But honestly, unless you mean people were purposely rude to you all day, there are going to be days where people are not saying nice things/complimenting you. Yet the first thought I got from this FML was "That is a cool microwave. I want it". Did you at least enjoy your meal?
Rawr1918 4
Ahh, I see a New Moon Calendar Behind u :D
random_ribbons 15
It's the movie poster, but I actually have a Twilight calendar too xD
meisje5775 0
Once I was drying my pants in my friends microwave. When the timer went off, it said: 'enjoy your meal.' Well, microwave, I think I will.
technochik3 12
lmao why the f did you use a microwave to dry your pants
ImaginaryFoe 0
Really? When I woke up this morning, birds started singing my name and the flowers rearranged themselves to spell out "You're beautiful". All of my family was lined up to hug and kiss me and tell me to enjoy my day. I've no idea if this is what your life was like every day until today but you need to snap out of it and embrace reality.
Privations_fml 3
Hmm... my microwave does the same thing. I like it!
SulfurPlague 0
Holy shit! Badass microwave!
SulfurPlague 0
hahaha win
calvin10 0
so what microwave is this??
germanyLover 3
that's a big FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sry but it just is!!!!
RKD 23
Sorry to hear, op! Been there, done that! Hang in there, have worked with/for jerks like that before, just try to remember your own worth in tough times like these!