Depressing

By bymyself - 07/02/2011 02:05

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 647
You deserved it 3 829

Same thing different taste

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My microwave doesn't even say that :( Be happy you have a little buddy OP.

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atomicJ 0
uberletepoon 10

my microwave broke today so dont even complain

omg your lifes over because you had a bad day that's hardly worth a FML

iluvfmls456 0

Uh that's kinda the point of an fml...

xdanixx 0

That's a pretty awesome microwave! Jeal.

perdix 29

That must have been an older model that is programmed to say "Enjoy your meal" regardless of who used it. Modern microwaves have Douchebag Detection Technology and would have told you, "Get Your ******* Food Out of Me, Asshole!"

So what OP? Do you need someone to say something nice to you every single day? Suck it up.

That's cool. All my microwave does is count down.