Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
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Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML
Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML
Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML
Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
Today, when I finished helping a customer, she said, “Thanks cutie!” When I thanked her she giggled and said, “I just like making people smile, plus I bet you don’t get called that often!” FML
Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
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Doortje 29
My microwave doesn't even say that :( Be happy you have a little buddy OP.
banana_buddy 6
smart microwave =)
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Comments (81)
Alicia24_fml 0
I wish mine said that.
dansco 24
Who cares fatty!!
dragster_fml 0
nice microwave!
technochik3 12
omg! ive never even heard of a microwave that says that... that's freakin awesome!
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
haha my microwave just beeps really long untill you open the ****** lol and i've had a day like that before. But i havent had one in years. But atleast it's not like the worst day of your life :)
katy513 0
maybe if you ask a question and then shake it, it'll be like a dual purpose magic eight ball!
BendyStraw 6
At least it's courteous. :)
tdwpmaniac 0
aww thats sad :/ have a nice day :)
graceless_monkey 0
My microwave just says "your food is ready" and beeps impatiently at me if I don't go and get it.
Argueta 0
LOL WELL HOPE YOU HAVE BETTER DAYS....LMAO