Deez nuts

By Jeremy - 18/11/2021 18:59 - United States - Manhattan

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Today, I had the vasectomy my wife wanted. We're living 700 miles apart due to work, so any immediate benefit is not so immediate. Worse, I didn't even get a good luck message before the premiere of the Nutcracker Prince. Now, time for Netflix and no chill. FML
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Vesi 28

Um.. there is no immediate benefit. You still need to use protection the first 30 days. There can still be swimmers in the canal and they all need to die off. Also, make VERY sure you get the following counts to make very sure those suckers did not reverse themselves. It's very rare but it does happen.

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RichardPencil 30
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Good-bye, Sugar Plums!

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Good-bye, Sugar Plums!

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Nikki 16

Do you guys have kids? If yes, you’ll survive. If she can survive nine months of pregnancy and giving birth, you’ll be okay. I’ve assisted with vasectomies so I’m well aware of what’s involved and how simple the procedure is

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slkeithh 14

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randybryant799 20

I'm pretty sure your vasectomy was way less painful than any woman's childbirth. You'll be fine.

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Vesi 28

Um.. there is no immediate benefit. You still need to use protection the first 30 days. There can still be swimmers in the canal and they all need to die off. Also, make VERY sure you get the following counts to make very sure those suckers did not reverse themselves. It's very rare but it does happen.

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geerod 13

It still works take care of business on your own!

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