Today, I had the vasectomy my wife wanted. We're living 700 miles apart due to work, so any immediate benefit is not so immediate. Worse, I didn't even get a good luck message before the premiere of the Nutcracker Prince. Now, time for Netflix and no chill. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML
Today, my wife and I had zero interest in being parents, so she's on the pill and I always wear a condom, but now, with my vasectomy less than a week away, she somehow got pregnant and decides she wants to keep it. FML
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML
Today, after trying for five years to get pregnant, I just found out that my husband had a vasectomy and he didn't tell me. FML
Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML
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Top comments
Vesi 30
Um.. there is no immediate benefit. You still need to use protection the first 30 days. There can still be swimmers in the canal and they all need to die off. Also, make VERY sure you get the following counts to make very sure those suckers did not reverse themselves. It's very rare but it does happen.
RichardPencil 32
Good-bye, Sugar Plums!
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RichardPencil 32
Good-bye, Sugar Plums!
Nikki 17
Do you guys have kids? If yes, you’ll survive. If she can survive nine months of pregnancy and giving birth, you’ll be okay. I’ve assisted with vasectomies so I’m well aware of what’s involved and how simple the procedure is
slkeithh 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Men are such ******* babies
randybryant799 21
I'm pretty sure your vasectomy was way less painful than any woman's childbirth. You'll be fine.
Vesi 30
Um.. there is no immediate benefit. You still need to use protection the first 30 days. There can still be swimmers in the canal and they all need to die off. Also, make VERY sure you get the following counts to make very sure those suckers did not reverse themselves. It's very rare but it does happen.
geerod 16
It still works take care of business on your own!