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By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML

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You deserved it 5 563

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 174

You deserved it 281

By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 110

You deserved it 1 088

Peter and Pan

By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 070

You deserved it 165

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 401

You deserved it 10 262

By Lori - 04/11/2015 18:46 - United States - Littleton

Today, I agreed to go on a date with this really nice guy. Halfway through the date, he started talking about his wife and kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 768

You deserved it 1 984

By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 962

You deserved it 3 356

Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

I agree, your life sucks 881

You deserved it 156

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 388

You deserved it 7 694

Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 711

You deserved it 125

By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 003

You deserved it 12 617

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 11 August 2010 12:26

Then leave.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 11 August 2010 12:33

Tell his flatmate that god said to go forth and multiply.. so unless he wants to go against god's word to get the hell out of your way so you can boink said guys brains out.

Comments

rileykins 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 12:59

that was to 24 btw, NOT 26. lmao.

porter12 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:04

good save on 28

darknut79 17

Wednesday 11 August 2010 14:15

Sounds like something I would do =)

jessicams 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 14:27

Ever considering just cutting in by sitting your dates lap and then making out with him instead of getting on FML?

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 August 2010 14:34

I saw this FML on Monday night on "The Big Bang Theory!" Penny, if you are going to date nerds, you are going to have to get into their nerdy ways. You should have helped Stew take on Sheldon in his Batman debate!

VolleyballSMASH 1

Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:30

OMG! I was reading comments, and was going to post about that one!!! "Were going to have coffee, apparently." "Isnt it a little late for coffee?" "She says she has decaf."

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 11 August 2010 17:00

Oh, Perdix. In my opinion, quite possibly your best comment yet! And Penny, Perdix is right: You should know enough about Batman by now to have joined in the discussion! Guys like that love an intelligent girl. And if you wanted to "have coffee" with Stew, you should have been more direct and just said it instead of masking it with silly innuendos. ;)

MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 14:36

3 some. problem solved O_o

choupinette77 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 14:49

Show him you have a brain and get into the discussion. If you can make a valid argument maybe he will be impressed that you're actually smart and not some dumbass who is waiting to get banged by her hot date.