Intimacy: Dead bed - FML

Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

Spicy

Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML

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You deserved it 7 045

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By wtf - 20/06/2011 07:43 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

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You deserved it 5 163

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 106

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 21:06 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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You deserved it 4 868

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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You deserved it 6 380

It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Spicy

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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You deserved it 3 815

By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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You deserved it 3 263

By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 785

You deserved it 4 809

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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You deserved it 1 864

By Anonymous - 09/02/2011 05:19 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 215

You deserved it 6 443

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summerkingsley 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:09

lick that pussy. honestly.

TheAftermath 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:57

Then start making your marriage interesting dude!

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therealsuperman 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:44

Stay the **** away from my wife asshole

therealsuperman 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:45

Stay the **** away from my wife asshole

canadacat 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:57

oh boo hoo. shall I call a waaahmbulance?

fiveonefiveoh 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 11:59

sounds more like a thank u lord... seriously.. u really would have been happier with a cheating wife??? WTF is the matter with u??

DjeePee 24

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:35

Although bad written, I agree with this one. "Today, my wife didn't and had never cheated on me. FML', seriously? Stop whining, start communicating.

you_freak 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:00

She's not cheating ... yet

ThatGuyYouDontKn 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:18

hahaha that's funny Peter

unchained_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:26

Give her a body massage and use parts of ur body to massage her too. U can be suprised to what tghat leads to. My wife turned out to be a rough diamond naaaam sayin?

summerkingsley 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:15

sounds good to me..

bookgirl_7 12

Friday 4 February 2011 4:19

The saying is "A diamond in the rough". Just thought you would like to know.

randomgurl__ 3

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:27

ahahhah you're life sucks

macskapingvin 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 12:34

This is good, it means that there is just a problem that you can work to solve, rather than the betrayal of adultery hanging over your marriage eternally.

cganon 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 13:17

YDI for letting your marriage reach that point.

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Today, my fiancée's ex sent me screenshots of their conversation. In it, he told her how badly he’d wanted to marry her, what a great life he'd have given her, and what a huge mistake she'd made by letting him get away. My ring, our house even our pets should’ve been hers. Gee, thanks for settling. FML

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Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML

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Today, in a holiday cottage, I was a little horny so I decided to watch some porn. An hour later, the owner barged in, screaming that I was not to use her internet for such things, that I’m a "loose slut" and that I'm "going to hell". The bitch must somehow have been illegally spying on my internet usage. FML

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Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

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Today, my 16-year-old daughter heated some sugar cubes in the microwave, thinking it would make caster sugar. FML

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Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 3 years has spent a total of 2k on OnlyFans throughout our entire relationship. I thought everything was going good. I guess that's the red flag for me. FML

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Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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