Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML
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Top comments
ipodlover1995 0
Well your brother makes a good arguement.
Nyolia 11
Even if he doesn't believe in it, he has no right to insult her beliefs unless she was shoving them down his throat.
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Comments (52)
perdix 31
Why exactly did you let your brother speak for more than 10 seconds on the subject of her religion? You're so dickless that you don't deserve a girlfriend.
Amrel 10
I think i wanted to say that but the "force" thing got to me
scruffy_janitor5 1
Your brother is awesome
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Cool story, bro, tell it again.
perdix 31
Your girlfriend ought to convert to Scientology. Then, Tom Cruise and John Travolta will personally kick you brother's ass, since you don't have the balls to defend her yourself.
icadragoon 11
They may be too busy in the closet to beat him up. ;)
perdix 31
Oh, they'd beat him up. Their sexuality would just determine what "tools" they'd use to beat him.
Buttsexpirate 9
Darth vader--> Satan Yoda--> God Just saying
Fortitudine 3
You're brother is the BEST
imaninja1 9
32 uve got a point
SirWrangler 5
I'm Christian
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Religion Is about as real as the force. The only difference is the force was demonstrated; religion only has books.
Kaikohanakami 7
I'm not a religious person and as much as i cringe when my mum makes me read the bible, I still respect other religions. it doesn't hurt to have a normal conversation with somebody with a religion without actually talking about religion and offending them jeez. XD however if the girl was being annoying about her religion then...I love your brother