Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML
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Top comments
ipodlover1995 0
Well your brother makes a good arguement.
Nyolia 11
Even if he doesn't believe in it, he has no right to insult her beliefs unless she was shoving them down his throat.
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Comments (52)
skinthesnakes 6
well no one is ever " the jesus is steong with this one" therefore force> catholism
skinthesnakes 6
strong* damn it
Lauren10102 3
I like steong better :)
MagicalPonies 0
Your brother is hilarious
RaggleFrock 13
I don't think you've ever seen Star Wars
727Aaron727 0
Your brother is epic
Amrel 10
Hmmm i gotta say it. Wow your brothers a ******* nerd! Not even the cool kind the dumbass kind
MissRoxiie 12
Thats sucks op, but why'd you let him go on insulting her religion for an hour? You could have done something.
azDbleJ 0
You are cute. That's all.
brohamas16 7
amen to that
krysxkatastrophe 14
"To spent over an hour"? Anywho, if he's being like that, tell him to stop. If he won't listen to you or respect her beliefs don't invite her over while he's home or go someplace else and state he's "just jealous" you have a hot girlfriend and all he's got is a right hand. Problem solved.
emmkaycee 0
Or left hand.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Personally, I'm a righty. Lefties are pretty uncommon as far as I know.
haplp 0
I'm a lefty
slipperyeyebrow 0
smack him with an iPad with a bible eBook page on the screen, and sprinkle some tap water on him.
BitchesBeHatin 1
Look at it this way, your going to get sum while he's gonna play with his plastic light saber.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Catholics are Abstinent as far as I know, so he might be waiting a long time.
Cappiej 18
24, Your picture is a kid with his middlefinger up and a Feyenoord shirt, lol
eltunas 5
Ur brother's a dick