Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, my brother-in-law brought his new girlfriend over to meet the family. Things went south real quick after she went on a tirade about what terrible parents my wife and I are for letting our kids keep all their Harry Potter memorabilia. Now he’s mad I threw her out. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML
Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend over to her first dinner with my family. My gramps spent the entire dinner telling my girlfriend how the Illuminati are plotting to take over the world and use microchips to control everyone. So much for being taken seriously now. FML
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Top comments
ipodlover1995 0
Well your brother makes a good arguement.
Nyolia 11
Even if he doesn't believe in it, he has no right to insult her beliefs unless she was shoving them down his throat.
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Comments (52)
OrgasmicBunnies 9
I'm lucifer, pleased to meet you.
MetalLetteRaver 0
I think I would almost pay to have witnessed this great event.
Oceansnipe17 8
Even though the force is superior, insolence will not be tolerated!
JonnyNoThumbs 0
Well, of course the Force is superior..
xleanne_aLly 23
Catholic people seam b-tchy, Christians are alright.
sarahmd 0
Over an hour? Why didn't you put him in his place? He's meeting her for the first time and goes off insulting something that is probably important to her, and you're just standing there letting it happen? What did you do, smile awkwardly and say "Yeah, and this here is my bro" while he says something like "Catholics can't levitate objects, bitch, start worshipping the force"? If you care about her, even if you don't agree with her religion, at least stick up for her!
oops_im_fucked 8
We all know the force is superior but we still have to have self control when it comes to speaking of the force...
Nikelopez 11
Better make up for it dude, no way to let your lil bro treat your gf like that
AmeliaBadelia 0
He makes a point! Was it insulting or simply listing all the poposterous things of Christianity? A virgin birth, resurrection, and walking on water? I soo believe the Force over that!
Tymax 0
Or would you rather believe there was nothing then somehow something exploded into matter and created dinosaurs
Faleni 4
Dude your brother just slid in for the ******* win!!! That's funny!