Intimacy: Damper - FML

Damper

By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:21

lmao damn bitch dont bite.

xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 24 November 2009 1:18

YDI. You scraped his man meat with your teeth. SMFH

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jane35 13

Sunday 13 December 2015 6:35

Should've used lube

Unlucky1232 20

Friday 8 April 2016 2:04

argh ****..... this... this is why i got circumcised

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