Kids, Awkward and Parents: Dad!

Dad!

By ScarredDaughter - 29/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2018 20:30

Today, I rested my face against my boyfriend's shoulder while we watched a movie. I didn’t realize he had put Icy Hot on the same shoulder right before I sat down. I cried in pain. He cried with laughter. FML

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By whatashame - 01/04/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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Watch your step

By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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fazzems 21

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:13

I'd like to unread this ty

12ig12 12

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:15

I could just imagine both of your expressions as you noticed. Scared4Life

Comments

LiveForSenpai 13

Tuesday 29 March 2016 21:18

I guess you don't have one of those creepy Daddy fetishes then... XD

halberd 2

Tuesday 29 March 2016 23:37

I'd like to unread this comment ty

joshklander 11

Tuesday 29 March 2016 22:07

Wow! I'm blind, and pretty sure that even I wouldn't make that mistake! What the ****? :-)

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 29 March 2016 23:51

Perhaps he should sit next to your mother...

titsnbootay 6

Wednesday 30 March 2016 0:11

When she kinda liked it

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 30 March 2016 1:02

Yuck. How could he not have known. Awkward and gross

brickshedloski 9

Wednesday 30 March 2016 1:15

It's pretty weird that you're all on your parents' bed, to be honest.

sweetpotato301 7

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:32

How is it weird?! My siblings and I all used to cram onto our parents' bed on Christmas day. Stop trying to sexualise something that is completely normal for a lot of families.