Miscellaneous: Dad jokes

Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By BadLuckCarson - 12/02/2013 05:55 - United States - Muscatine

Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Pick me!

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 17:01

Today, I wore my tightest, slightly too small, push-up bra and low cut top to impress a guy at work. He came over to borrow a pen. I leaned down to get one out of my bag and my nipple popped out. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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damnalltheasshol 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:30

Well, it IS false advertisement.

Comments

KingFudd 13

Wednesday 12 October 2011 5:48

****? Nope. It's just Chuck Testa.

giantkongballs 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:27

Wow just wow

coolname2016 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 9:13

LoL. Your dad is hilarious.

jessicaaababy 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:23

Just be happy with what you have and ultimately if you are devastated that you don't have huge boobs, get a boob job. I'm 18 and have small boobs, they're done growing but I'm proud of what I have :) you should be too!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 12 October 2011 17:35

Boob jobs cost thousands of dollars, and most of the time they look pretty obviously fake. Plus, not every small-chested girl wants one. As much as I hate my small chest, I'd rather have nice-looking small ones that fake-looking big ones.

RogueJedi14 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 17:33

A push up might have been more flattering. And cheaper than implants

Croco83 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:15

FYL...your dad is a douchebag, hon.

eroom16 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:55

Eat a lot of chicken and start playing billiards. I've never seen a pro female billiards player that weighed 115+ that was flat. :)

B73H 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:46

Well... Yeah, I was once with a girl who wore a wonderbra and thats exactly what I thought when she took it off. It's just as idiotic as guys who puts tubesocks in their boxers.

taty7659 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:38

Why would you want to wear a wonder bra? It just makes ur ******* look fake and trust me people laugh(i know i do whenever i see someone wear those kinda bra's)