Today, I found out when meeting her that my uncle has a girlfriend who is half his age. She's worse than a toddler; she started begging and crying for chocolate in the middle of a car ride. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, I visited my boyfriend's uncle's house for a party. His 8 year-old cousin started asking if I like penis, so my reaction was to laugh, spitting my drink on her and her new dress. She can't pronounce peanuts, and I can't visit anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend was excited because her uncle was coming for a visit. She started telling me stories about him, and the more she talked, the worse it got. I’m fairly certain uncle is a cult leader, and that my girlfriend was born into and brainwashed by a cult that got shut down by the police. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Grizz8831 14
the mommy/daddy thing is annoying to be around, but as long as they are both legal, consenting adults let them do their thing. and if the childish part gets to annoying, just put them on time out...
Hangryko 32
That's not the flex you think it is.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (4)
xxWTFxx1981 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I honestly feel like this is a case of hating and not a FML. Why women always get all upset about guy dating a younger women. As long as she is legal just be happy for him.
Hangryko 32
That's not the flex you think it is.
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully he's over 30. How is she supposed to work out her daddy issues if your uncle won't give her what her first father deprived her of?
Grizz8831 14
the mommy/daddy thing is annoying to be around, but as long as they are both legal, consenting adults let them do their thing. and if the childish part gets to annoying, just put them on time out...
mskeptik 12
Half his age, but still an adult, right? So it could be as well code words for sex, lolly pop meaning oral and chocolate meaning anal.