Love, Weird and Public freakouts: Young at heart

Young at heart

By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 12:00

Today, I found out when meeting her that my uncle has a girlfriend who is half his age. She's worse than a toddler; she started begging and crying for chocolate in the middle of a car ride. FML

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Grizz8831 14

Friday 14 October 2022 15:24

the mommy/daddy thing is annoying to be around, but as long as they are both legal, consenting adults let them do their thing. and if the childish part gets to annoying, just put them on time out...

Hangryko 31

Friday 14 October 2022 14:34

That's not the flex you think it is.

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xxWTFxx1981 23

Friday 14 October 2022 12:38

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Hangryko 31

Friday 14 October 2022 14:34

That's not the flex you think it is.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 October 2022 15:24

Hopefully he's over 30. How is she supposed to work out her daddy issues if your uncle won't give her what her first father deprived her of?

Grizz8831 14

Friday 14 October 2022 15:24

the mommy/daddy thing is annoying to be around, but as long as they are both legal, consenting adults let them do their thing. and if the childish part gets to annoying, just put them on time out...