Miscellaneous: Dad jokes

Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

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By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:29

o wow I'm sorry but that's hilarious

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:30

Well, it IS false advertisement.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Monday 7 November 2011 7:14

Funny and true

icxiibunnie 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 6:25

LOL XD To be honest your dad is really funny!

doyouloveme6543 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 5:20

Yeah. It's bras like that, and like victorias secret bombshells, that end up defining you as 'fake,' 'cheap,' or just freaking desperate.

Allyrocks113000 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 22:27

How old is your dad exactly

lstrawberrycake 12

Friday 20 January 2012 14:44

This is my fav FML i die of laughter every time I hear it

JRokka850 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:41

Lmao that is great

pipc 10

Saturday 11 February 2012 23:16

What father talks to his school age daughter that way?

BklynQT 0

Monday 20 February 2012 22:36

Hahaha so true, false advertisment!! I know i'd be pissed if guys had that ability but sucks for us, its a complete mystery until the moment comes

8bre0marie5 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 6:56

This is so fake!!! It's not FYL it's from a picture online :p noob

OL_What_FER 1

Wednesday 4 April 2012 4:04

You would probably be just as disappointed to find out a guy's huge bulge is just a pair of socks or some shit as they would that your big boobs are nothing but deceit and lies.